Miss Motley's 21st Ramble

A Thursday delight in the mould house to celebrate the THIRD birthday of the month... And of course as it is one of 'my girls' birthdays there has to be a poem, made by me for you.

As I wander around the house
There are remnants of Minne Mouse
A thumping beat of Boom Boom Pow
And mile long eyelashes - wow oh wow.


A scattering of aluminium cans - diet, of course - 
With a hint of St Tropez as she tans.
Surrounded by rice cake crumbs I spy
Her gym clothes from a workout Madonna'd never try.


The first thing I see is not her face or smile, 
There's something in the way, it takes a while, 
To see this Sheff-town beauty in all her glory
As she hides behind many cups of Starbucks coffee.


Her dates with Kelsie are infamous
As are the body-con dresses,
Her love for Rihanna, giant earrings and gingers.
Ever the lady as she gives you the fingers...


This is our Motley, the very best ,
The one, the only, A to the triple S.


Ciao Bella Xx